Touga: SMASH THE SM PURISTS-err...i mean the world's shell.
Saionji: [in the drugged dub voice] LOOK at these BIMBOS! O.O Devoting an anti-site to a TRANSLATION! I didn't know people more pathetic than my sorry self even existed.

YOYOYO!! *puts on party hat* LIKE, welcome to the anti-anti minimoon alliance, where BSSM purists..like...suck, and where we like, rock. *bounces around* IM THE PIMP MASTER, TOUGA. =D!!! And like, my partner...like Saionji are like working on this site together, cuz like...WE RULE! Here are the requirements:
-an ass (c'mon...how ARE you gonna sit OR stand, without one?)
-eyes
-makeup (we hate ugly people)
-a computer (we hate people who can't afford computers)
-money (not to be mean or anything, but we hate poor people. poor people suck)